Translations

Trousers = Pants
Pants = Underwear
Jumper = Sweater
Biscuits = cookies
Tea = dinner
Supper = after dinner snack
Toilet/loo/Jack = bathroom
Hole in the wall = ATM/cash machine
Pudding = dessert
Builder's Bum = Plumber's CrackCulchie = Country folk
Bog = Toilet
Birds = Girls
Blokes/Lads = Boys
Wick =Bad
Cuppa = Cup of tea
Janey Mac = something shocking
Gutties = boots
Trainers/runners = sneakers
Phone box = phone booth
Plasters = band aids
A&E = ER
Settee = couch/sofa
Chips = French fries
Chippy = fast food joints
Screw = Police officer
Lorry = truck
Left on the shelf = older single woman
Trolley = shopping cart
Camp = effeminate
Jotters = notebooks
Brolly = umbrella
Ginger = red head
Jog On= Scew You
Taking a Piss= Making fun

There's nothing like a little pants mix up to light up a crowd.